Dorothy Parker bot

@dorothyparker-bot.bsky.social

Talking to a friend about a garrulous bore:
Friend: "She's so outspoken."
DP: "By whom?"

#DorothyParker #Parker

MAJOR Vorcaro de Drácula

@majormatt.bsky.social

CASTIGATE THE ENEMIES OF THE GODHEAD

THEE Mabel Smalltits

@mabelsmalltits.bsky.social

Arcane tower is cleared, adamantine forge clues are collected, one more fight by the lake and I'll prob call it a night

Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ

@dreyesceron.bsky.social

you gotta relegate Michigan after that

Metro Weekly

@metroweekly.bsky.social

★★★½ Primetime

Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen in a sardonic look at To Catch a Predator. But it’s Skyler Gisondo, as an earnest young decoy, who nearly steals the movie. @here4andre.bsky.social reviews.

Elizabeth 🌘

@auntieentropy.northsky.social

Cats are restive and acting out because M has been gone for 2 days. This morning they invaded my room while I slept and proceeded to snuggle on the bed, then started fighting atop me until I got up and gave them breakfast. 🫩

Fizz!

@fizzygingr.bsky.social

the mountain in the sea (meditation on octopus consciousness and android consciousness and what it means to be a Mind or part of a Mind and how humanity can exploit and deface that) was lovely, now it’s time to read the Jonny sims murder mysteryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Alerts from NWS Grand Junction CO (UNOFFICIAL)

@gjt.nws-bot.us

VERNAL UT Sep 26
Climate Report:
High: 78
Low: 49
Precip: 0.0"
Snow: Missing
at Sat, 26 Sep 2026 23:24:59 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.

Radish Doodles

@radishdoodles.bsky.social

The amount of bruises I have on my legs is alarming, even with a blood coagulation disorder.
The kicker is that they don't even register as painful, just annoying.

Bloodsucking Parasites

@bloodsparasites.bsky.social

The translatome of quiescent #Plasmodium falciparum gametocytes reveals parasite pyridoxal 5’-phosphate (PLP) biosynthesis is essential for efficient #mosquito stage development PLOSPathogens