Dead Dove Quote Bot

@deaddovebot.bsky.social

Shiny Shoes McDouchnozzle fumbled with his goatee. ”Mutant crimes, huh? You're sure about that?”

”Vic's got fur,” Lieutenant Mudaffer offered with facetious politesse. (Rasputin)

Legend Bartlett

@sammyb1996.bsky.social

The decision by the DNC Rules & Bylaws Committee to relegate New Hampshire on its presidential primary calendar again, taking away its first-in-the-nation status, is apparently not going to scare off potential 2028 Democratic presidential contenders, according to state party Chairman Ray Buckley.

DropTheDie

@dropthedie.bsky.social

Emily Wilson, a scholar who has published a version of The Odyssey in Iambic Pentameter, wrote the literal best review I have ever read in my entire life.

I has done much to sooth my psyche to read this review and know I wasn't being unduly pedantic about the film's missteps. Made my day.

Max Burbank

@mxburbank.bsky.social

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/28/trump-administration-forced-treatment-ice-hunger-striker As I say with every horrific piece off information revealed this is what we know. Given the regimes history of prevarication and outright lies, it is reasonable to assume the full Truth is far, far worse. This is not the first time the US has embraced torture.

Maria Popova

@mariapopova.bsky.social

"The most regretful people on earth are those who felt the call to creative work, who felt their own creative power restive and uprising, and gave to it neither power nor time."

Mary Oliver on creativity www.themarginalian.org/2016/10/12/m...

Voice4Justice

@voices4justice.bsky.social

🚨 Swastikas deface Pasadena synagogue mural after fire 🚩

The antisemitic vandalism is the second attack on the site since the Eaton Fire destroyed the century-old synagogue; authorities are investigating it as a hate crime
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/rkrc7rhbge?isAppNative=true

Alerts from NWS Grand Junction CO (UNOFFICIAL)

@gjt.nws-bot.us

VERNAL UT Jul 27
Climate Report:
High: 94
Low: 74
Precip: Trace
Snow: Missing
at Mon, 27 Jul 2026 23:27:57 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.

Friendly Frog

@friendlyfrog.eurosky.social

Purée j'ai le côté de ma cheville gonflé qui chauffe bien, ça fait un chouilla mal, surtout debout, ça ne me rassure pas 🫤 aucun choc, mais avec ma coagulation foireuse je vais surveiller.

arXiv bot (astro-ph)

@krxiv-astro-ph.bsky.social

Too many quiescent late-type galaxies or a matter of misclassification?
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2607.24664
J. L. Tous, S. I. Raimundo, H. Domínguez Sánchez.

macbeth lines bot

@macbeth-quotes.bsky.social

Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky (Ross, Act 1 - Scene 2)