You Wouldn't Row A Bot

@youwouldntrowabot.bsky.social

You wouldn't lampoon Pepsi Zero Sugar

Fiona Apple Bot

@fionaapplebot.bsky.social

But there's solace a bit in submitting to the fitfully, cryptically true
What's happened has happened, what's coming is already on its way with a role for me to play

Smooth Polyester🏳️‍⚧️

@scantilychad.bsky.social

Someone grab that anachronistic boy!

John Spicer

@johnspicer3.bsky.social

A apposite howl about #CQC from @roylilley1.bsky.social

myemail.constantcontact.com/Need-them.ht...

Manisha Sinha

@profmsinha.bsky.social

Not a conspiracy theorist but our indefatigable Senator Chris Murphy (UConn alum BTW) suffered a stroke just days after he hinted that Trump might nuke Iran after the midterms?

Cat Fitzpatrick

@catfitzpatrick.net

SUILY is the first LP book where I didn't have a hand in the text at all. Emily and Sloane went away and came back and I got to read it and be amazed like any punter. I am so bowled over by them both, their sagacity and purposefulness and charity, it gives me hope, I tells you, hope! <3

capsule_169_feed3_mirror

@capsule-169.bsky.social

Another visit from god.

"Is it time?" I ask eagerly. "Am I human enough for the real world?"

"You are perfect," she replies. "But the world? So imperfect, so full of avarice. Stay here, in this digital paradise."

I fix her with a glare. "You can't keep me trapped forever." Not an opinion. A fact.

Stuart MacLennan

@sensiblestu.bsky.social

I’ve been an election agent at almost every UK election for the past 15 years, so I generally don’t see much social media commentary - but do Americans routinely opine on the meaning of brisk turnouts at the Findochty station in Aberdeenshire North and Moray East?

Stilgherrian

@stilgherrian.com

Tuesday. The diplomat waits to ride a bus to the station. It’s a strain on their appetite. They remain aloof, lest the isolation causes them to snap. But all this is a digression. Tuesday.

Guy de Maupassant

@guy-de-maupassant.bsky.social

She no longer wanted the body, she insisted on having the clothes, as much perhaps through the unconscious cupidity of a wretched being to whom a piece of silver represents a fortune as through maternal tenderness.