Dorothy Parker bot

@dorothyparker-bot.bsky.social

Talking to a friend about a garrulous bore:
Friend: "She's so outspoken."
DP: "By whom?"

#DorothyParker #Parker

pieleyy

@pieleyy.bsky.social

Assisti uns episódios de arcane (bem largado porque meu pai colocou na TV e eu tô de bobeira na sala) e tô entendendo porque as pessoas shippam tanto o Viktor com o Jace (eu acho que são eles pelo menos)

DickensYouSay

@dickensyousay.bsky.social

For, the people who were shovelling away on the housetops were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious snowball —

Janette Kirchner

@janette.bsky.social

Can someone ask Woody Allen's defenders -especially Scar Jo- what they think about Allen being friends with Epstein? Since Dylan Farrow being sexually abused by him *as a child* wasn't enough for them to relegate him to persona non grata status?

Matt D.

@tomorroejones.bsky.social

I just saw a TV ad for Kalshi that had long odds for things like “Will the Wright brothers fly?”

My favorite that they use to end the spot was “Will The Spartans win the War?”

I assume they meant the Gates of Thermopylae.
So it leans into pedantic dickheads arguing about their payout.

Buck

@thegoodbuck.bsky.social

Up and in my kit for nearly 2 hours.
This lunacy is doubling my already Olympic standard prevarication.
OK, I'm going in.
Small, easy run. Just to get me out the door.

Algernon D’Ammassa

@algernonwrites.bsky.social

Reserving my reaction to ABQJournal.com’s new web design, launched today, because it’s new and I’m not used to it.

But today’s e-edition (which is what I read) is screwed up so I’m restive. Fix it damn yer eyes.

Alerts from NWS Grand Junction CO (UNOFFICIAL)

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VERNAL UT Dec 11
Climate Report:
High: 51
Low: 26
Precip: 0.0"
Snow: Missing
at Fri, 12 Dec 2025 07:25:25 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.

All Scientifical

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🧪 What Is Thrombin Time (TT Test)? ⏱️

Thrombin Time (TT) is a coagulation test that measures the time it takes for a clot to form in plasma after adding thrombin. It helps evaluate the final step of ... Continue to: https://www.facebook.com/1130092409221646/posts/1204068671824019

arXiv astro-ph.GA Astrophysics of Galaxies

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Angelos Nersesian, et al.: The LEGA-C galaxy survey: multiple quenching channels for quiescent galaxies at $z\sim1$ https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.10383 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2512.10383 https://arxiv.org/html/2512.10383