Speedrun World Records

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SM64: Decades Later - 80 Star in 1:06:01 by taciturn

Blakeoden King of Rohan

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The beacons! The beacons of Minas Tirith are lit!! Hope is kindled. Gondor calls for aid!! And Rohan shall answer. Muster the Rohirim!

Alex Trebek (Parody)

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meticulous

nomerzzz

@naomizone.bsky.social

being alive is beautiful. being 30 is thrilling. being engaged to someone on the other side of the planet is remarkably bittersweet. being fat is fun. my jobs challenge, delight, and exhaust me. my hobbies continue to confound and compel me. my steps feel small, but each marker falls farther behind.

Alma R Ramirez 🤣

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https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260707-nato-allies-seek-to-win-over-trump-after-iran-ire
NATO ALLIES are trying to placate the donOLD...HOW EMBARRASSING to be hearing about what ALLIED NATIONS Leaders think & act towards the USA "elected" so call President
NATO ALLIES = PIVOT FROM US as reported by MS NOW
One person is Very happy to hear this 👉 PUTIN

Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5)

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Libra, sleep with a toad under your pillow to have felicitous dreams tonight. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #libra #spells #bot

Pacis Et Belli

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If the apostate will not heed the Church, let him truly be considered by all to be a heathen — a gentile — and because of this, he may now be rightly oppressed by the external powers (ab exterioribus potestatibus) as an outsider.

—Nicholas I, Responsa ad Consulta Bulgarorum ch. 18

Janine 💜

@ineffablemenace.bsky.social

Trying to get excited about this year's Tour de France, but without Gary Imlach's pithy remarks and glorious polo shirts it's an uphill battle. I will forever play the ITV4 TdF jingle in my head when watching the tour

phy_papers

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Symbiotic yeasts of a bark beetle transform major tree defenses into beetle protectants https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.64898/2026.07.04.736475v1

bren do brado

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Conversando com minha mãe, eu listo todos os meus ex-namorados e ela me interrompe e questiona quem é o ex 4, diz que não lembra nada dele...
E olha que ele veio à casa dela uma vez, participou do baile de debutante da minha irmã e até dormiu comigo aqui, na sala dela. O apagamento do póbi... Ô dó.