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@householdwheel.bsky.social

I take umbrage with the phrase "it's just like riding a bike" to refer to something you never forget how to do

Because I haven't been able to ride a bike since I was like 6

And at this point it's too embarrassing to try to learn again

Necra Requiem

@necrarequiem.bsky.social

Local church bell ringer has been cackling away every time I miss a shot at the weekly village skittles comp, just me as well. Not sure what I've done to cause umbrage.

Eoghan Sweeney

@eoghan.bsky.social

Finding all the "USians" umbrage quite funny - particularly as people around the world have been calling the denizens of that strip between Mexico and Canada a lot worse recently