349 drawings of a lemon.

@softplop.bsky.social

I have a theory that golden retrievers and cavaliers are descended from the same obstinate wolf and that's why they always try to sit while being groomed

Red 🦦 🔜 🍣

@rudderbutt.red

You should read all of my posts with the obvious nuance and subtlety that I was too obstinate and character-limited to add

The Prophet Obblonge

@theprophetobblonge.bsky.social

Have you ever felt like you were truly alive with purpose?

Like no door was your barrier?

That volatile structures enmeshed your vision?

The preacher's son belongs to only one

And screams his eulogies before deliverance

Foretold

Profane and obstinate

Smiling and charismatic