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@yuriquotes.bsky.social

Your maid inhales — there is an uncomfortable pause — and then...
"That bitch. When I see her again, I'll gouge her eyes out. I'll bash her goddamn head in. That rancid, evil, heartless bitch!"
You stare at your maid mutely, wide-eyed, not knowing what to say; not knowing what to do.

A is for Ahab

@aisforahab.bsky.social

How at such an apparently unassailable surface, they contrive to gouge out such symmetrical mouthfuls, remains a part of the universal problem of all things.

@mylittlecorner.bsky.social

Costco is one on the FEW that has NOT gouged their customers for fealty to the mango manbaby. They are also MASSIVE contributors to their local food banks. LITERALLY TONS of product is donated by Costco Weekly! ALL YEAR ROUND!