Blair Shedd

@onegemini.com

I really hate this sequel to Weekend At Bernie's where stephen miller puppets trumps bloated corpse around, 'cept trump still is still a lil' alive, and says stuff every once in a while, but it's on par with what you think would escape a desiccated meat sack.

hawke✨

@silverhawke.xyz

microwaved chicken for 4 minutes.
results: desiccated chicken, with the side effect of crisping the bones so much i just ate the whole thing with no bones left

No Escape from moving house 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

@noescapevg.com

"Does Xbox have a vision for the future?" I ask, eyes gaunt. "Does Xbox have a vision for the future?" my cracked lips croak the words, hands dripping with blood. "Does Xbox have a vision for the future?" comes leaking out of my desiccated windpipe, vocal cords bursting as they do. "Does Xbox have-"