kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲

@adrierising.bsky.social

i'm sorry you had to see stephen miller's desiccated turkey. look at mine instead.

kermit the pawg

@televisiondinner.bsky.social

really hard to date when you’re just in different stages in life; everyone chatting with me is like 30-something whereas I am a desiccated and harangued 4,000-year-old spirit trapped in a cycle it cannot escape but for the fulfillment of its one true purpose—reinventing the hot dog

@roger1520.bsky.social

“We hold these truths to be self evident that all men”people” are created EQUALL. That they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights. Those being life ,liberty and the pursuit of happiness”!

I stand opposed to any who would desiccate our constitution and this Republic!