Scott

@disorderlyswine.bsky.social

Letting the elders make dinner is a dangerous proposition. Salt, for example. Everything must always have more salt. There’s enough salt in the meatballs to desiccate and mummify a corpse. A sacrifice to make these people happy.

Jennifer Adcock

@jenkatwrites.bsky.social

We’ve been leaving my bedroom door closed with the humidifier running to help with my cough but now @gdposta.bsky.social is calling it “the moist chamber” so I might just let myself desiccate into a mummy instead

Joe Morrissey is a Pedophile

@reed.bradenstone.com

Our decrepit pedophile oligarchs won't stop sucking the blood from our veins until we are desiccated pillars of salt. Everything— every home, every business, every school, every THING is being bought up by private equity to squeeze cash from the ruins of our dying nation.

Well, uh... except...