ponder

@ponder.ooo

i always struggled with dieting, i never thought id be able to count my desiccated ribs in the mirror. but then i discovered the drug that make you reject food like an old and sick animal that knows it's time to just die, and it turned my life around

I go by Rob

@papashot.bsky.social

I kinda suspect the Steelers are gonna can Mike but it’s not Tomlin’s fault they didn’t have a better plan than the desiccated corpse of Aaron Rodgers at quarterback

hoarse

@horse.gay

once the water wars commence there will be mercenaries that will be equipped with high powered molecular vacuum implants in their mouths. They'll seduce you and desiccate you with a single kiss, filling up a couple of 1L tanks with still-warm water, to sell on the gray market.