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@rvnwings.bsky.social

You all were still travelling?

I'm facetious here hell my mom's been going on her fiancé's work trips and vacations, meanwhile my queer ass is like "maybe by 2035 they'll have been able to clean out the Nazis enough to go see friends in the states"

Patrick Dubuque

@euqubud.baseballprospectus.com

Today at @baseballprospectus.com, the staff banded together to make their bold predictions. Some are serious, some are far-fetched, and some are maybe a little facetious.

Lanabananarama, Regional Director of Deck Chair Rearrangement

@named4wool.bsky.social

One of these days a grieving parent at a dignified transfer is going to fervently shake his hand and fake-fawn "Thank you so, SO much for taking time away from your golfing to honor my child" and he won't even understand they're being facetious.