Brap Bird

@brapbird.bsky.social

Got ridiculously wide wobbling rears on the mind today, the kind that struggles to fit through any doorways, so stupidly fat that they're impossible to even come close to reaching around, ones that trap all kinds of fetid fumes and sweaty stench between those huge clammy cheeks 🥴

🌈Jessie!🌈

@jessisamess.gay

there saying Lindsey Graham died of explosive diarrhea, and that's actually true

he lit a match to eliminate the smell, but the concentration of fetid swamp gas that escaped his rancid form was so great that the entire bathroom was engulfed in an enormous fireball

BART

@newmexicobart.bsky.social

I have come to the conclusion that reputinkkklans are fetid.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.