Caaxis Bluebun

@caaxis.bsky.social

grocery store work is the speedrun strat for becoming a misanthrope

Rue Sparks (They/Them)

@ruesparks.bsky.social

I realized tonight I’m evolving into the stereotypical elderly misanthrope at 38 despite really wanting to like humans.

I might as well make my catchphrase “get off my lawn” and get a cool fedora or whatever we’re supposed to do.

(I just called fedoras cool. My evolution must be complete. Fock.)

Jim O'Rourke Bot

@jimorourkebot.bsky.social

If I seem to you just a little bit remote
You'll feel better if you call me a misanthrope
Or whatever floats your boat
But as for me, I'd rather sink my own