Tortuous

full of twists and turns (typically used to describe winding dangerous roads) excessively long and complex (typically describing a convoluted argument)

Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies

Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies

@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social

1. I'd call this guy wasted, not drunk, bc I think there's more than just alcohol at play here.
2. It's theatrical af. Put this on a stage, make it 30 minutes long, add a ballet troop to act as commentary/witnesses to this man's tortuous morning quest, and it's gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQ?v=FjTC...

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Jimmy Martin

Jimmy Martin

@jimmygila.bsky.social

Having once listened to the NOW Xmas album on repeat for 15 Decembers solid for professional purposes, I can relate with confidence that the worst Xmas song is the grinding, tortuous, anhedoniac funeral march of Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade. No record on Earth sounds worse on a hangover.

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Syd

Syd

@sydposting.bsky.social

Fun fact! There’s hell in Pennsylvania (there is a town with a coal fire under it and it looks spooky) (also Pennsylvania is eternal and often tortuous)

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