Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies
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1. I'd call this guy wasted, not drunk, bc I think there's more than just alcohol at play here.
2. It's theatrical af. Put this on a stage, make it 30 minutes long, add a ballet troop to act as commentary/witnesses to this man's tortuous morning quest, and it's gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQ?v=FjTC...