Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5)

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For a felicitous morning, wake up 13 hours early and toss one purple finch out a window. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot

@context776.bsky.social

Bubba got a blowjob, whereas felicitous horndog Donald Trump, a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein, is blowing up the country.

Twisted Pop Quiz

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Guess the song title from the clue:

A select few male homo sapiens possess the entire complement of felicitous occurrences.

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