Ariel is Going Back to Space 🌙

@iodhadh.bsky.social

For the edification of bsky: it is my thesis that every series of Taskmaster contains one representative each of five core contestant phenotypes. These are:

- weird old man*
- wine aunt*
- enthusiastic little boy*
- feral
- dedicated to the aesthetics of failure

*all terms used gender-neutrally.

a horse(?)

@horsecrimes.online

person: i get that its because they're in space but star fox in the new mario movie is a weird pull
lead 3d modeler on the movie who has spent thousands of hours of her life lovingly rendering fox mccloud's balls for her own edification: yeah, strange

Diamond

@diamond815.bsky.social

me: mother, father... i'm a clown

father: like hell you are, this is a jester household! no child of mine will impart whimsy for the edification of anyone other than the monarch